2011 Dead Flowers

Steve Jobs – An Apple a day doesn’t keep the Dr. away.

Elizabeth Taylor – In 1953 Richard Burton had said, “Her breasts were apocalyptic. They would topple empires before they withered.” Sadly, they’ve sagged quite a bit since her heyday but her eyes always remained indelible.

Ryan Dunn – Jackass.

John Barry – Only Diamonds are Forever.

Pete Postlethwaite – In the Name of the Father and Mr. Kobayashi.

Maria Schneider – Butter Butt.

Farley Granger – Stranger on a Train handy with a Rope.

Sidney Lumet – “Attica, Attica!”

Delores Fuller – Almost a Bride of a Monster and the file clerk.

Bert Schneider – From The Monkees to Easy Rider, The Last Picture Show, The King of Marvin Gardens, Five Easy Pieces, and Days of Heaven.

Jane Russell – Calamity Jane, Bob’s only Hope.

Peter Falk – Serpentine! “My hat’s off to the man with the shiv in his back. Except for the fact that he’s dead, he was no dope.”

Osama Bin Laden – Buried at sea?

Jackie Cooper – Skippy to Our Gang to Editor of the Daily Planet.

Karl Slover – Goodbye Yellow Brick Road….

Happy New Year 2012!