Movie remakes are for The Birds.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It seems that there is nothing original anymore, and box office revenue are the only motivation in Hollywood. How many more classics will they desecrate? Does anyone prefer the remake over the original? What’s next 8 1/2 and Citizen Kane?

 

DESTROYED:

 

12 angry men

Alfie

Annie

Bad News Bears

Bedazzled

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

Carnival of Souls

Carrie

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Charlotte’s Web

The Fly (3 versions)

Great Expectations (5 versions)

Halloween

Harvey (4 versions)

The Hills Have Eyes

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

The In-Laws

Invasion of the Body Snatchers (3 versions)

King Kong (3 version)

Lolita

The Manchurian Candidate

Miracle on 34th Street

The Night of the Hunter

The Nutty Professor

Oceans 11

Picnic (3 versions)

Planet of the Apes

The Poseidon Adventure (3 versions)

Rules of the Game

Shaft

Spartacus

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

To Kill a Mockingbird

War of the Worlds

 

 

The most eagerly anticipated upcoming movies.

NEXT CATASTROPHES:

 

Barbarella – 2009

Directed by Robert Rodriguez 

Starring Rose Mcgowen

 

The Birds – 2009

Directed by Martin Campell

Produced by Michael Bay!!!!

Starring Naomi Watts

 

The Creature from the Black Lagoon – 2009

Directed by Breck Eisner

Starring Bill Paxon

 

East of Eden – 2009

?

 

Escape from New York – 2009

?

 

Fahrenheit 451 – 2009

Screenplay by Frank Darabont

 

The Incredible Shrinking Man (3 versions) – 2008

Directed by Brett Ratner

Starring Eddie Murphy

 

Lady from Shanghai – 2008

Directed by Kar Wai Kong

 

Logan’s Run – 2010

Directed by Joseph Kosinski

 

Sunset Boulevard – 2010

?

 

The Day the Earth Stood Still – 2008

Directed by Scott Derrickson

Starring Keanu Reeves and Jennifer Connelly

 

List of remakes in its entirety.

 

 

PSYCHO KILLER QU’EST QUE C’EST? FA FA FA FA FA FA FA FA…

“You can’t win, Darth. If you strike me down, I will be more powerful than you can possibly imagine.” – Obi-Wan Kenobi

 

How many Hitchcock remakes need to be done before Hollywood comes to the realization that no one will ever outdo the master? With the exception of Hitch remaking his own The Man Who Knew Too Much all these remakes are only futile attempts at suspense. I wouldn’t be surprised if they remade Vertigo starring Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz.

 

The 39 Steps (3 versions)

The Birds

Dial M for Murder

The Lady Vanishes

Lifeboat

Notorious

Psycho

Rear Window

Rebecca

Sabotage

Shadow of  Doubt

Strangers on a Train (3 versions)

Suspicion

Under Capricorn

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One response to “Movie remakes are for The Birds.

  1. kylie

    This blog makes me depressed, or at least when i read down to the movie remakes and saw what horrors are to come… I think we need to boycot these films especially “creature from the black lagoon”! thats was a fav as a 5 year old.
    Also i believe Dial M For Murder was remade as “The Perfect Murder”, i could be wrong… and Rear Window was too i think but under a diff. title.
    I watched Marnie today, its good but not one of my fav’s.
    Well this blog is upsetting so im going to go jump off a building… whho on earth would want to remake sunset blvd.

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